best-sharks-bracket:

kintatsujo:

thejanestofdoes:

evolution-incarnate:

deafmic:

deafmic:

SOMEONE STOLE A FUCKING SHARK FROM MY CITY’S AQUARIUM

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you better sit down for this

they caught it with a net and wheeled it out of the aquarium in a baby carriage

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i see the resemblance 

https://www.ksat.com/news/trio-steals-shark-from-san-antonio-aquarium-by-disguising-it-as-a-baby_

It seems the shark was returned, so yay there.

“The individual obviously had some knowledge on how to deal with these types of animals, we said that from the very beginning, otherwise why take it? And when we got into the garage and into the house, it looked like almost a mockup of (the aquarium),” Salvaggio said. “He had a lot of different marine animals in the home. (He) very much knew what he was doing – kept that animal alive and was able to continue to see that animal thrive which was pretty shocking to all of us.”

this is

is this what Team Rocket would look like in real life

PSA don’t do this guys

(via aughtpunk)

anistarrose:

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

aromanticduck:

Things that would fix the internet immediately:

  1. Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
  2. Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you’re allowed to swear

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